Oh boy, what a nightmare this place is!
Actually, can only comment on the woman who cut my hair. She was older, full-bodied. As soon as I sat down I knew she wouldn't be good, and should have trusted my gut. She fumbled with her cutter, didn't seem to know where her supplies were, had to excuse herself to find her comb...
I gave her the same instructions I've been giving barbers and other supercuts people for over 30 years, and she managed to cut my hair so short I looked like Frankenstein's monster when she was done - no hair on the sides at all, and just a tuft of hair on the top.
When I got home, first thing my wife said is "wow, your sideburns are very uneven." I looked in the mirror, and sure enough, she couldn't even cut my sideburns evenly. One was a full cm longer than the other one.
I should have got her name to give better warning to others, but suffice it to say, if end up here, and end up in her chair, you should ask to look in the mirror while she cuts your hair (she turned me away from the mirror so I didn't realize what she was doing until it was too late).
Good luck!