I may have received the worst haircut in my life. I knew I was making a huge mistake when I pulled up and the staff looked out towards my car with contempt. Despite this I sauntered inside under the false premise that my ridiculously simple haircut instructions could not be molested. The lackadaisical manner in which my hair was cut from the start made me regret my decision immediately. Not only was this the worst haircut I have received, it was also the slowest. Time seemed to stop as I watched in horror as my hair was clumsily cut away from my head. At one point, when I thought we were halfway through, she asks, "Is this good?" Looking at my hair in the mirror I can clearly see that one side is at least a half inch longer than the other. I ask her to cut it further and she does after 30 seconds of putting her hand in my hair and tilting her head sideways. She then snips around my ears with trembling hands that make Michael J Fox look like Ben Carson. Finally, when I'd had enough and felt that I had done all I could do to make her give myself a decent haircut I said it looked fine. Closer inspection at my home reveals that it is still slightly uneven, not even properly trimmed around the ears, and there are blatant missed spots where she was supposed to trim my sideburns. I have had good experiences at other Supercuts but this was not one of them. Exercise extreme caution, unless you're getting a buzzcut, which I would then exercise medium caution.
I left one more star than minimum because my hair was at least shorter than when I walked in.