Woah *Gasp*...what a place, hair literally everywhere. I was in a wonderland of pre-cut, dirty floor hair; I couldn't have asked for anything more glorious. Well, maybe if I had asked for a milkshake that would have been better, but you know, oh well *shrugs shoulders* The reason I am giving this place 3 stars is because they all gave me weird looks as I was bagging up the hair to bring home. Excuse me for thinking that having a collection of hair under my bed was "Normal." It was like they were seeing a freak who escaped from his carnival. But forget about them. Let me tell you about the hair. Red, brown, black, blonde; they were oh so pretty and they were all going to become my precious strands of fluffy goodness that I was planning to love forever. Man I am so close to having enough to fill up a bath tub. Only a few more trips and I'll finally be able to fulfill my dreams. I can't wait. *stares at my current pile* *Kisses my current piles* *strokes my current piles* Thank you hair pile for not leaving me when times got tough. You are truly the love of my life.